(originally bbodysnatchers / via andyandhismom)
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3 hipsters in a tub.
Seventy five hunded dollahz!
Probably got the biggest laugh of my HONY career when I asked for this guy’s story, and he answered in a complete deadpan: “Just running for President.” He then handed me a description of his platform, which among other things, included “a free pony for every American.”
Vermin Supreme! If you haven’t seen Vermin, you need to learn how to internet good.
(originally humansofnewyork / via humansofnewyork)
(originally comicsansnation / via comicsansnation)
One week.
(originally ctfxshaytards / via ctfxshaytards)
I wish all of my friends would put little bits of pink in their hair somewhere so we could all be slightly matching.
(originally thewaterspitters / via tessaviolet)
1:08 am
The time I finished my last assignment for the semester.
Apart from the 3% assignment I’m handing in a blank page for tomorrow, so I don’t get a TF. Tempted to write something profound on the page, rather than leaving it blank. Ideas welcome.
his palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
There’s vomit on his spaghetti already,
mom’s spaghetti
He’s spaghetti, but on the surface he
looks calm and ready to drop spaghetti
but he keeps on forgetting what he
spaghetti
Pretty much.
Ohmygoodness someone made it a picture.
(originally urineldiot / via still-fight)
